Matador Admirer Gifts

El Catador.

Here be dragons.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Bat

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Leonard Bernstein

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Matador.

Angry bull heads toward clown

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Bull Treadmill

Anton Bruckner.

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Surf's up."

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

"I just always show up to everything!"

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'