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El Catador.

Here be dragons.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Bat

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

Angry bull heads toward clown

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Matador.

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"Ed's security blanket. Two hundred and twenty acres!"

Anton Bruckner.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Surf's up."

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

Monster Roller Coaster

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'