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"You had me at toro."

Omara Portuondo

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

The next damn Batman.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Angry bull heads toward clown

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

Baseball Cheating

Bull Treadmill

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Dog and frog playing football.

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Bull with gun

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

Football Angel

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Cool bulls.

"It's a polo pony"