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"You had me at toro."

Omara Portuondo

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

The next damn Batman.

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Matador.

Angry bull heads toward clown

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Baseball Cheating

Soccer Moms

Bull Treadmill

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bull with gun

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Football Angel

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Helms–Burton Act

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

Dog and frog playing football.

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"Well, me, I don't rely on sight to fly, so thick fog is not really an issue."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Cool bulls.