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"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'

Cool bulls.

'And you take the fall in the second quarter, okay?'

'Red capes no longer bother me, due to my anger counselling.'

Clocking in - Bull and Matador.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Have you seen a bull?'

Giraffe Fighting

Tae Kwon Bull.

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

'You two should think about living in separate apartments.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'Yeah, well, I don't like YOUR looks either.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"

'I kept telling him he shouldn't wear his red cardigan.'

'I've heard this matador has a very unique style.' (matador has boxing gloves on).

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

The first and last matador to try karate instead of a cape.

'You just got an ole in one!'

The Toreador

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Matador.

Bull with gun

Matador lures a bull into attacking his wife.

El sissy.

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Sunday Roast.

Grow up Dudley!

In an emergency break glass.

Chased by the Terrorism Bull.

'Ok, we finished that one off. Let's move on to the next one.'

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