Modern Matador Fan T-Shirts

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

His Master's Data.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Bull Treadmill

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Angry bull heads toward clown

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Grow up Dudley!

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bull with gun

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway