Modern Matador Fan Gifts

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"Definitely work-related."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

His Master's Data.

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Angry bull heads toward clown

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Bull Treadmill

Matador.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Grow up Dudley!

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

Bull with gun

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway