Matador Muse Gifts

'Oh, for goodness sake! Can't you see he's just trying to bait you?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Model Building

Computerized Dollhouse.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"We can't agree on a size."

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

The TROU of the Baroque

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Angry bull heads toward clown

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Bull Treadmill

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

A Blanksy

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Bull with gun

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you.'