Money Matador Gifts

Financial Troubles

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Genius is 1% inspiration, 99% budget allocation."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

U.S. Credit Rating

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Wealth Juggler.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

US dollar rising and falling.