Money Maximizer Gifts

IRS, 'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Let's get organized

The Evolution of the Bonus

"Maybe we should have another look at the 'business as usual' idea."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Am Awful Crammer.

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'Now all this stuff will finally begin to pay for itself - here's the formula for transmuting lead into gold.'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'You may have found more new customers than the other salesmen, but your profits are too small! Stop just pulling in peanuts, Barry!'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

Money Tree

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'Gentlemen, we make money the old-fashioned way, and it's got to STOP!'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

"Any questions regarding our financial incentive plan?"

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Remember kid, if the market goes down, it's a buying opportunity and if the market goes up it's the start of a rally.'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'