Mug Maximizer Gifts

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Let's get organized

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Am Awful Crammer.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"How are my sales doing?"

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

You're only as old as you feel!

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to smell hoppy. ! !

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"