Mug Maximizer Gifts

Harold pushed the 25 coffee refills to the limit

Let's get organized

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

Am Awful Crammer.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

"How are my sales doing?"

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

"I was hoping for more from you 'Mission Statement' than, 'earn a s******d of money'!"

You're only as old as you feel!

'And I repeat. Live each day as though it were your last.'

'Oh, look, honey - the master closet has a walk-in bedroom!'

'What a gorgeous mug. Did you make that by hand... or by foot?'

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Your dedication and hard work have completely turned this company around. I guess you're no longer needed."

Billy strip: bed pan.

You've got to hand it to George..he NEVER lets a sale go without a fight.

"Ha! No labour costs! No production costs! Man, our profits will go up like a rocket!"

It's important to get to know the unspoken rules of office life...