Muscle Maximizer Gifts

'When I hired you Curtis, you were a skinny wimp. Are you sure you're not on steroids?'

Let's get organized

The Evolution of the Bonus

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Bench Press Accident

Exercising

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'

Body Building

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"How are my sales doing?"

"Thanks to my cost-cutting policies, profits are up 59%."

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

'You've made wonderful progress,Miss Pritchard.'

Protein Powder Irony

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Oh sorry mate, I'll leave him outside.'

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'