Aspiring Matador Gifts

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

Bull Treadmill

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

Angry bull heads toward clown

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Matador.

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'