Aspiring Matador Pillows

'Where do you see yourself in 24 hours?'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I've been genetically modified!"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

"Definitely work-related."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Bull Treadmill

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

Angry bull heads toward clown

Matador.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Grow up Dudley!

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'