Emotional Matador T-Shirts

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

Ice Cream Flavors

"You complete me."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

"Definitely work-related."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'Of course I love her - but I'm not in love with her.'

Angry bull heads toward clown

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Bull Treadmill

Matador.

'Disappointed? You ask if I'm disappointed? Well, Arthur, after 38 years of patiently peeling away one onion layer after another, I'll admit I HAD hoped there was something more that a tough, green sprout-thingie at your core!'

'She thinks I'm always trying to put her down, but what does she know?'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Grow up Dudley!

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Naw, I hate bullfighting - It's too lopsided. Bulls are dumb, brother, and I mean dumb!'