Master Of Unkept Promises Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the master of unkept promises? Our collection of playful and witty items captures those amusing moments of promise-breaking. Perfect for friends or colleagues with a creative streak and a knack for humorous honesty, these products add a splash of laughter and personality to their space. Delight your favorite procrastinator or jokester with something that speaks their truth in a lighthearted way.

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'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.' mockup

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

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'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.' mockup

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!' mockup

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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"When you promised me a lift home...." mockup

"When you promised me a lift home...."

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"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me." mockup

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!" mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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DIY expert.

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'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.' mockup

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

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Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing). mockup

Desk bins: 'Action' 'Action-Worthy' 'Action-ific'... 'Actually Done' (Nothing).

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"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!" mockup

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

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Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.' mockup

Vote! Wally Yomp, Congress: 'I promise to put the toilet seat down.'

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Chinese business cuisine.

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"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up." mockup

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

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I think you put it off long enough. mockup

I think you put it off long enough.

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"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do." mockup

"Gotta find more things to do, to distract me from all the things I have to do."

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"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio." mockup

"Nothing in my hat. Nothing up my sleeve. And as of right now, ladies and gentlemen, nothing at all left in my goddamn portfolio."

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'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.' mockup

'Leave your hammock at home from now on.'

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'Cancelled Op last minute.com'

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'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

'My next move is to figure out my next move.' mockup

'My next move is to figure out my next move.'

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The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!" mockup

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

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"How do you spell 'procrastination'?" mockup

"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"

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"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises." mockup

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

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"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..." mockup

"Tom..Tom, you promised not to flame my parents..."

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'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?' mockup

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

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"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional." mockup

"I'm looking for one of those jobs where actual work is optional."

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"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!" mockup

"This one will work for a minute, then jag viciously to the left, rotate 360 degrees, then only move sideways!"

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'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!' mockup

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

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"I got an extension.'

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Master Of Unkept Promises Gifts Collection

Master Of Unkept Promises Mugs

Explore our mugs for the master of unkept promises and bring a humorous touch to their morning routine with designs that celebrate their witty, unpredictable nature.

Master Of Unkept Promises Pillows

Find pillows that add a playful and humorous touch to any space, perfect for anyone known for their memorable unkept promises.

Master Of Unkept Promises Prints

Browse our prints to add a humorous and creative vibe to their home or office, celebrating their legendary promise-keeping tendencies—just kidding.

Master Of Unkept Promises T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for those who love to joke about their unreliable promises—fun, cheeky designs that make a statement.