Jester Of Punctuality Gifts

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Deadlines, Inc.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Help! Set me free!"

"How about fashionably never?"

Big Ben

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Late for a date,,,

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."