Jester Of Punctuality Mugs

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'Am I the first one here?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"How about fashionably never?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'You're late for our meeting again'