Punctuality Prankster Mugs

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Diving Cat.

In and Out Box

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

"How about fashionably never?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

Work stress.

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'That's not the reaction I'm expecting when I yell bloody-murder in the middle of the night!'

'Not now Susan - I'm busy.'

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

Fishermen catches fish.

'Now see, we couldn't have this kind of fun, if we met online.'

'Sorry about that, guys! OK! So when do we launch?'

'Third quarter profits are down 3%, but we're expecting a rise in - Johnson! For the last time, stop trying to pick my nose!'

"Halloween's tomorrow, Bob."

"I'm late! I'm late! For a very important - we're not putting labels on it right now!"

'Your starting time is eight o'clock sharp, Ms. Larue. I can't have you strolling in here whenever you damned well please.'

"That's where we are right now."

'Sorry I'm late for my interview. There was a leaf on my driveway.'

"No, I took my coffee break before coming in."

Thrift: 'Instead of a 20 million euro ransom, we're demanding just 19 million!'

'We were expecting a load of plumbers and electrictions, - but they're late.'

Like every morning, Mitch thought that happiness could be measured by the statistical probability that his train would arrive on time.

Time Management Systems

'You're fired Jenkins! You're just not getting in early enough!'

"When I saw you scratch yourself in my algebra class, I thought, 'Now is a good time for a quiz'."