Master Of Awkward Escapes Gifts

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Prisoner Crossing

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

Golf escape.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Escape

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Lennie was given plenty of rope to hang himself – which he used to escape.

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

Meditation Class.

'Try using this.'

Martha Stewart escapes her cell on a rope made of her bangs.

Up, Up and Away?

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

"It's a long story..."

Houdini's car keys.

Day 98 of self-isolation and the 'to-be-read' pile of books is slowly going down.

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

'Now do you see why building a wooden cage for the bird is a bad idea?'