Master Of Awkward Escapes T-Shirts

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Prisoner Crossing

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Answer me one question, would you?' 'O.K.' 'Do you still love me?' 'That's two!'

Golf escape.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"I wear it whenever I sack someone, I think it makes it less traumatic."

Johnnie Ponderous - Part Three

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

'John keeps wishing he could write a really good novel about desert island.'

Men escaping an office with a rope of ties.

The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.

Escape

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Bill's desperate need to release himself quickly was eased suddenly when he noticed the sign...

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

Lennie was given plenty of rope to hang himself – which he used to escape.

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

Meditation Class.

"Dad. How did you survive? You said you'd die of boredom the next time the Grunwalds came over!"

"It's a long story..."

Prison coffee table books.

Up, Up and Away?

'I have great hopes for my next alibi -- I'm taking a creative writing course.'

Martha Stewart escapes her cell on a rope made of her bangs.

'Try using this.'

Houdini's car keys.

Day 98 of self-isolation and the 'to-be-read' pile of books is slowly going down.

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

'Now do you see why building a wooden cage for the bird is a bad idea?'