Master Of Manly Farewells Gifts

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Neil Young

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

Picasso's Blues Period

"You're gonna love this place."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Andrés Iniesta

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

Sad Songs.

"Looks like rain."

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

'Don't mind Ken, he's a bit shy around new people.'

Bruno Fernandes

golf

"My secret for coping with windy days? Hairspray, lots of hairspray!"

'We thought it fit his rather plaintive personality.'

"Oh, I'm sorry - this is George, the first person at this party I thought I was going home with."

"Okay boys, time to maintain a delicate ecological balance between man and beast."

"I take the fun out of everything. What do you do?"

Playing Sad Songs on the Piano.

Road Signs to Come. . .

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

He was always losing it.

'Are those plugs, Carl?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Hey dad! Why have you aged 45 years?

'Got the blues so bad...'

"Your table manners are disgusting....Where did you learn to swallow your food without chewing?"