Midfield Maestro Admirer Gifts

Bruno Fernandes

Robert Fripp

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Bassoons.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Leonard Bernstein

Anton Bruckner.

The Violin Artist

Andrés Iniesta

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

Whistler priming his mother before painting her.

Bull markets don't go up forever.

Orchestra

Vincenzo Bellini

"He's all right, but I'm looking for a guy who can really make me laugh."

'Heed my words, young Jim- always use a reputable fish pedicurist.'

Erich Leinsdorf.

Esa-Pekka Salonen

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

'Welcome to 'Basic Conducting' - would the man in row 2 like to share with us his expectations.'

'Hey, Mister! Stop bawling at me!'

Arturo Toscanini.

End zone dance practice.

Wayne Rooney.

"You just self-deprecated yourself right out of a job."

Mostly Mozart

"Yes! I love having staring contests with you!!"

Sir Charles Halle.

Football

David de Gea Quintana

Arturo Vidal