Master Of The Early Exit Gifts

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Emergency exit into Space

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Consensus on a Friday afternoon... what a lovely way to begin the weekend!"

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Visiting 'friends'.

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

"Gracious, no. Mr. Herndon isn't with us anymore. He hasn't been with us since twelve-thirty."

"We don't want to fight, but by jingo, if we do, our gallant lads will turn about and exit the EU!"

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

'As a matter of fact, he quit smoking three years ago.'

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

'He took a pass and disappeared?'

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

Jane? It's Lars! I told you never to call me here. At work? On the planet Earth.

'I really admire Paul. He's able to switch off work once he leaves the office.'

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

'Exit'

Houdini's car keys.

"Hi Donna. I wanted to let you know that your husband's career ended peacefully with Mr. Glendale at his side."

How to save face when you realize you're walking the wrong way.

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

"I don't have to get up early to go to school. I'm home schooled."