Exit Strategist Gifts

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Exit'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

The trap

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Global warming debate.

'Organisations that are not driven by the future quickly find themselves the dust of history,'

"I worked on an early version of the Cloud. I call it the Fog because it never got off the ground."

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Visiting 'friends'.

"But am I happy? Very."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"