Quitting Strategist Gifts

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Sad boss: "This one pretty much sums it up."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Letter of Resignation

"Now just hold on...I've pre-recorded some snappy comebacks since I never remember them during these meetings."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Does it come in menthol?"

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'I need a cure for smoking, doc.'

Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator, Post-Touchdown Choreographer

"Cutting off the nose to spite the face."

"I want out!"

The Patch.

Lead Duck With Evil Plans

'Don't think of it as leftovers -- think of it as a mopping-up operation.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

"Best idea for a name I've had for years!"

'It's not you, it's me.'

"I gave up smoking to annoy my wife by living longer."

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'No, I didn't start smoking again! That's chimney you smell!'

I'm going to prescribe a nicotine patch. I want you to put it on your forehead so you'll stop thinking of smoking.

'I'm worried! I gave up smoking without any trouble!'