Separation Strategist Gifts

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

DING DONG!

'She originally told you she wanted love and understanding? Well, her list has grown.'

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

Service Entry.

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

"Wow! I think you just moved up in the playoffs, Tom!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'It's not you, it's me.'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'What's the score?'

"Gee! It must be great living next to a golf course!"

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

'Is this the smoking area?'

'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'