Mascot Madness Gifts

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

So you're a mocking bird...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

"That's our new church mascot."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"Pardon my glove."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

Mammoth hoover

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

March madness

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."