Mascot Madness Gifts

Hang on - It's so funny when the mascots fight!

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

So you're a mocking bird...

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A man washing a mascot costume

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

"Pardon my glove."

Butterfly Sales

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Med School Mascots.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

Mr Met

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Mammoth hoover

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

March madness

No poking doughboy

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."