Martinis T-Shirts

Eating the Cocktail Olive

James Bond: The Cutback Years

New York City Rodeo

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Olives, Gin, Vermouth.

Cat drinking 'dirty martini' while 'owner' is working to pay for cat food.

Balancing two espresso martinis

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Shaken not stirred

Alien Assumption

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The Martini is invented.

How to draw a martian!

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Moon Martini

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...