Martinis T-Shirts

Eating the Cocktail Olive

James Bond: The Cutback Years

New York City Rodeo

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Olives, Gin, Vermouth.

Cat drinking 'dirty martini' while 'owner' is working to pay for cat food.

Balancing two espresso martinis

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Alien Assumption

Shaken not stirred

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Bryan Ferry

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

How to draw a martian!

The Martini is invented.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

Sean Connery - Resht In Peash

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

Moon Martini

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"