Martini Muse T-Shirts

Ginspiration!

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Bryan Ferry

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Mediterranean Martini

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Moon Martini

Inappropriate garnish.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'Another martini please.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

'It took months of training but now she'd rather sip a martini than fetch a ball.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"Physician heal thyself."

"That's just the booze listening."