Martini Buff T-Shirts

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

The Alpha Seltzer

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Bryan Ferry

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Martini is invented.

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Who's the new guy?'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.