Martini Buff Prints

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

The Alpha Seltzer

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bryan Ferry

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

The Martini is invented.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'Who's the new guy?'

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Martini Lovers

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A Transformer for grownups

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"