Martini Mixer Prints

"Take us to your vodka."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Shaken, not stirred.'

"That's just the booze listening."

Fall Classic

Rogue Elephant.

The Dry Humor Martini: 'Like the economy, I'm shaken, not stirred...'

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Join me in a Martini?

City Marathon.

Shaken not stirred

Balancing two espresso martinis

Margarita

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Bryan Ferry

"What other tricks does he need?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

The Martini is invented.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Martini Lovers

A Transformer for grownups

Mediterranean Martini

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Another martini please.'

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Ginspiration!