Marriage Merger Enthusiast Gifts

"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Business Partners' vows

"I always cry at mergers."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

'The buildings are merging.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

Gender Symbols

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I married for contrast."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'