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"Tim, I'm having a problem with your marriage proposal."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"Nobody wants to merge with us."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Business Partners' vows

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

"I always cry at mergers."

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'The buildings are merging.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Supermarket Merge

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

So all is not rosy in the garden?

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Kindly readers, our resident counselor, Sadie Cohen, will be answering actual questions sent to her via email. Prepare to get an earful of wisdom! Dr. Sadie, I am in a relationship with a beautiful woman who I wish to marry but am still reeling from my first marriage scares me. How do I get over that fear? Signed, Fearful in Salt Lake City. Fear is a worthless emotion. It doesn't help at all. What you should be feeling is terror. Run for your life.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

Gender Symbols

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

"I married for contrast."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."