Marooned Philosopher Gifts

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Emergency Phone.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Lost and forgotten department

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

Quiet!

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"I keep forgetting it's not Christmas,"

"Well, I suppose it'll have to do."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

Interior Monologuist

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Deepwater Fish

'Does this bed have a sleep number?'

The great Dessert Island.

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"Face it, Gail. We've drifted apart."

'Forty-eight felony counts have taught me not to try to do everything myself.'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Man busking for money on a desert island.

"Can he call you back? He's meditating."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

Probation Officer

"I can't find my chi!"