Marketing Specialist Gifts

"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'We've had this miracle drug for several years but marketing hasn't been able to come up with a good name.'

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"Then, each month, you'll receive a new set of commandments. Cancel anytime and keep the first set, absolutely free."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'We need to target customer needs.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'How long did you work in subliminal advertising?' - 'A split second.'

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Tobacco Industry: 'Hey - wanna look cool?'

That robust flavour, that real coffee taste. - "Isn't that the tobacco slogan we used in the sixties?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

The Eternal Question

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'You know what the country's most popular sport is?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

"A study showed our ads give people headaches."

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

"In the marketplace of ideas, we may not have the best ideas, but we have the best marketing."

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

"I realize you were accustomed to breaking all the rules, but that was in advertising!"

"Spot here was brought onboard to oversee our new feline-focused campaign."

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

"We interrupt this infomercial to bring you an advertorial"

"Not you, Hobson."

'There's always someone who spots a gap in the market.'

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