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"It sort of makes you stop and think, doesn't it."

'We've had this miracle drug for several years but marketing hasn't been able to come up with a good name.'

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"We produce an inferior line of goods. That's why we're looking for a real first class marketing man."

"Then, each month, you'll receive a new set of commandments. Cancel anytime and keep the first set, absolutely free."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

'We need to target customer needs.'

'How long did you work in subliminal advertising?' - 'A split second.'

"I suppose you're using all the modern technology, dynamic packaging, skype, web marketing..." "Yes, we even use carrier-pigeon.com."

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

"Gossip by Steve in Accounting - An Alluring new scent you'll want to resist...but can't. Because you have nothing else going on."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Tobacco Industry: 'Hey - wanna look cool?'

That robust flavour, that real coffee taste. - "Isn't that the tobacco slogan we used in the sixties?"

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.

"People like sincerity - learn to fake that and you've got it made."

'You misunderstand, squire. All I do is guarantee that my cars are USED!'

"A study showed our ads give people headaches."

'You know what the country's most popular sport is?'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

The Eternal Question

"We interrupt this infomercial to bring you an advertorial"

"Spot here was brought onboard to oversee our new feline-focused campaign."

"I realize you were accustomed to breaking all the rules, but that was in advertising!"

"Not you, Hobson."

'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'

'There's always someone who spots a gap in the market.'

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