Barketing Specialist Gifts

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"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Apples for sale

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

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Go team!

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"#Win!"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Networking

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

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