Maritime Disaster History Lover Gifts

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

'We should talk more.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Captain Thomas Coram.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Pirate toilet.

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Sooner or Later

Rats Flee the Titanic for the Ark

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Iceberg in a Bottle

Flying Dutchman