Maritime Disaster History Lover Pillows

"Do you still think it was witty to name your yacht, Titanic 2?"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

'We should talk more.'

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Captain Thomas Coram.

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

Captain Ahab receives a Dick pic

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Queequeg: Master Harpoonist and Social Director, USS Pequod.

"Attention... attention... the winner of tonight's lucky oar prize is..."

If only they'd taken it with them!

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

'Next time you pick me up lose the open plan galley.'

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

'They say it's unsinkable.'

Pirate toilet.

The Bermuda Trapezoid: Where Ships Mysteriously Appear.

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Rats Flee the Titanic for the Ark

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Iceberg in a Bottle

Flying Dutchman