Marital Drama Explorer Pillows

'What's this about you being a BIGAMIST, Yomp?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"OK, now what?"

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Mrs. Almighty.

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."