Relationship Drama Explorer Pillows

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I hate it when we fight."

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

His and Hers Wedding

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Heart to heart talk.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"Arthur, I need my space."

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Worm Bed

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"