Relationship Drama Explorer Pillows

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

"I hate it when we fight."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'The way we met was interesting. I opened my wallet and there she was!'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Trust me, she can't fail to notice you now...'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Heart to heart talk.

His and Hers Wedding

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Worm Bed

Counseling $10. This end up. I think we're making progress. I want to kill you both.

Strangers. Friends. Lovers. Spouses.

Monogamy

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."