Marital Drama Explorer Mugs

'What's this about you being a BIGAMIST, Yomp?'

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"OK, now what?"

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"We can't even agree what to argue about any more!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

Mrs. Almighty.

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

"I signed up for 'Dressage Without the Horse.'"

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'And do you, Rob, promise to love and cherish Simone, even if she earns more than you do?'

"I love you very much, but apparently it's break-up season."

'I've no problem finding my wife's erogenous zone. It's my wallet.'

"I'll ALWAYS love you Roger, I'll just be having sex with someone else."

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"We started to communicate and found out we had nothing in common!"

"...There's not a thing we can do that even resembles, sexy."