Marital Bliss Seeker Pillows

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Parthenogenesis.

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

Relate - "Her 2,523 fault is that she finds me over-critical..."

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Parson and abandoned husband

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

"So you both think each other is an idiot. . . who said we wouldn't find some common ground?"

"We're looking for a ceremony less drastic than marriage?"

"Money may not make me happy, but I'd like to give it a chance."

Binary meditation.

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

"My wife can't make it tonight, she's on a date."

Ancient Secrets to a Happy Life