Marital Bliss Seekers Pillows

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Parson and abandoned husband

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

"I married for contrast."

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

"Well, Pook, here's to one old marriage that just won't go away."

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."