Marital Bliss Seeker Gifts

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Parthenogenesis.

'No, you can't speak to my husband. He's sitting on the naughty step.'

Relate - "Her 2,523 fault is that she finds me over-critical..."

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"Does that dress make you look thinner? Thinner than what?"

"It's a parking ticket, madam. The prosecution doesn't need you to testify against your husband."

"Doc, she and I just don't understand each other any more...it's like we have different operating systems!"

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

Parson and abandoned husband

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"At least you don't have a needy husband and an angry dog."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Your wife doesn't understand you. . .'

"Is there something wrong with the TV focus?"

Ignorance and Bliss

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Sure, I wanted Joe to 'settle down.' But I always assumed he'd eventually get back up!

'Do you, Edward, promise to play second fiddle and also pay the piper?'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'Let's at least give the parabolic mattress a try - the Thompsons swear it saved their marriage.'

"I investigated your husband, Mrs Adams. He isn't cheating on you. In fact, I'm your husband. We've just really lost touch recently."

"Even after all these years, I still find it very exciting using my vote to cancel out your father's."

"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"

"Actually, that doesn't constitute a crime; but I do hope your wife returns your hopes and dreams."

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.