Marine Science Fiction Lover Gifts

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Mind the whale, dear."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Robocop and Juliet.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Cat Frankenstein

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Save Mars

Behind Every Stupid Man

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"And you'll be a man my son!"