Marine Science Fiction Lover Pillows

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Mind the whale, dear."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Robocop and Juliet.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Sperm Whale.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Batman O' War

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Cat Frankenstein

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Save Mars

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.