Marine Marvel Lover Pillows

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"The unlucky lemming"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

Lovers scuba diving

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Common Dolphin

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Moses/stranded shark

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

"Don't make eye contact..."