Map Mishandler Gifts

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Here be dragons.

Meet the Enemy

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

The Lost World: You are Here

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You are still here."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

New York Netherworld

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Be open to help.

Fishing direction sign.

Can I have a look at the map?

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'